IT’S ALL F***IN SHIT: A BOLLOCKING BOX SET
Author: Angry Dave
Type of Book: Audiobook Unabridged
Narrator: David T. Curmudgeon
Length: 2 hours, 25 minutes
Genre: Humor, Opinions
Release Date: Feb. 20, 2015
Publisher: Angry Dave
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
* I received a free copy of this audiobook in exchange for an honest review.*
*** WARNING ***
If you are easily offended or if you do not want to listen to an audiobook that contains profanity, this is NOT the audiobook for you. However, if you are a “regular” person who gets fed up with “idiots” and “morons” this book will make you laugh.
Angry Dave uses this audiobook as a platform to rant about just about every aspect of life. No topic is taboo. Dave’s rants are focused on life in England, but the sad truth is that these rants are relevant not only in England, but also in the United States and Canada as well. The official titles and departments may have different names, but the same problems seem to exist regardless of location.
He rants about people who abuse the welfare system and the Worker’s Compensation system which is just hilarious. When he talks about benefit cheats listeners will find themselves actually laughing out loud.
“We’ve all seen the headlines about them: Woman pops out ten kids, all of whom have ADHD. Let’s be honest. If you noticed the first kid had a huge behavioral disorder, you’d quit after having more. Wouldn’t you? Ok, maybe after two or three maybe. Well, you would as long as you weren’t having babies for money like this docile, sponging, greedy twat. I think I’d develop one or two learning and behavioral difficulties if I were to notice, come three or four years of age, that I was only here to get my Mum half her fags allowance for the week and a four pack of Ace from the corner shop.”
Talking about people who fake injuries such as a bad back to get free money he says he has come up with a solution to test these people. “Chuck something really heavy at the lazy shiteaters like a bag of money. Then, if they should let it drop on their feet, they are telling the truth. However, should they catch it, they are clearly proven liars and should have their benefits removed and actually have their backs broken.”
Government is not immune to Angry Dave’s rants.”They don’t do much in Parliament except fart, sleep and piss themselves; the geriatric fuckers.”
This audiobook is terrific. It is laugh-out-loud funny and extremely witty. I enjoyed listening to it immensely.
I rate this audiobook as 5 out of 5 stars. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐